Favorite Quotations
Not in any particular order
"Keep your friends loose and available"
-- Jose Ray
"It's not a lie if you believe it"
-- George Costanza
"This world is so full of crap, a man's gonna get into it whether he's careful or not"
-- Hud
"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."
-- Martin Mull
"All you can take with you is that which you have given away."
-- Peter Bailey
"Anyone that drives faster than you is a MANIAC!. Anyone that drives slower than you is an IDIOT!"
-- George Carlin
"Auto racing, bullfighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports...all others are games."
-- Ernest Hemingway
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
-- Hunter S. Thompson
"Remember, wherever you go, there you are."
-- Buckaroo Banzai
"If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace."
-- John Lennon
"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time"
-- John Lennon
"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."
-- Yogi Berra
"He hasn't touched a drop of alcohol in his life. Of course he has money!"
-- anonymous
-- anonymous
